Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Old People Are Annoying

Who's first to get on the plane? Old people! Who's supposed to wait until everybody else gets off so that they can be assisted in deplaning? Old people! But who's up in the aisle blocking everybody's way as they try to get off first? Old people!

They've got nowhere to go, so you better get out of their way because they're going right over top you if you don't move. And they're in no hurry, so you better let them go first.

Old people annoy me so much, that when I get old I plan on having an incredible sense of self-entitlement as my reward for a lifetime of putting up with old people.

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